Saturday, September 09, 2006

Birth Test

Birth Test

Let me know your number. Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number" in the "Subject" and Pass it on! Have fun!

Your birth date describes who we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing. To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the birth date together, like in the example, until there is only one digit.

A Birth Number does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example : March 20, 1950

3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973 = 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20 = 2 + 0 = 2

2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.

#1 THE ORIGINATOR

#2 THE PEACEMAKER


#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY


#4 THE CONSERVATIVE


#5 THE NONCONFORMIST


#6 THE ROMANTIC


#7 THE INTELLECTUAL


#8 THE BIG SHOT


#9 THE PERFORMER

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# 1 - THE ORIGINATOR

1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural. Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or better and to stay open minded.

Famous 1's : Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch, Samuel L. Jackson


#2 - THE PEACEMAKER

2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very important and can lead them to be successful in life, but on the other hand they'd rather be alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being naturally shy they should learn to boost their self-esteem and express themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.

Famous 2's : President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas Edison, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Orlando Bloom, David Beckham


# 3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY

3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more realistic point of view.
Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby, Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster, LL Cool J


# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE

4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.

Famous 4's : Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey


# 5 - THE NONCONFORMIST

5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the facts before jumping to conclusions.

Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte Bronte, Jessica Walter, Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller, Mark Hamil, Colin Farrell, Scott Speedman


# 6 - THE ROMANTIC

6's are idealistic and need to feel useful to be happy. A strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. They like art or music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they cannot.
Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn, Salma Hayek


#7 - THE INTELLECTUAL

7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and make great researchers uncovering information. They like secrets. They live in their own world and should learn what is acceptable and what not in the world at large.
Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Joan Baez, Princess Diana, Johnny Depp, Shah Rukh Khan


# 8 - THE BIG SHOT

8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point, have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively. They let you know in no uncertain terms that they are the boss. They should learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others want.

Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, Jack Davenport, Michelle Rodriguez


#9 - THE PERFORMER

9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different personalities that people around them have a hard time understanding them. They are like chameleons, ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck, but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful, they need to build a loving foundation.
Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer, Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley, Rowan Atkinson (Mr Bean!)

Monday, September 04, 2006

Does Your Blood Type Reveal Your Personality?


According to a Japanese institute that does research on blood types, there are certain personality traits that seem to match up with certain blood types. How do you rate?


TYPE O

You want to be a leader, and when you see something you want, you keep striving until you achieve your goal. You are a trend-setter, loyal, passionate, and self-confident. Your weaknesses include vanity and jealously and a tendency to be too competitive.

TYPE A

You like harmony, peace and organization. You work well with others, and are sensitive, patient and affectionate. Among your weaknesses are stubbornness and an inability to relax.

TYPE B

You're a rugged individualist, who's straightforward and likes to do things your own way. Creative and flexible, you adapt easily to any situation. But your insistence on being independent can sometimes go too far and become a weakne ss.


TYPE AB

Cool and controlled, you're generally well liked and always put people at ease. You're a natural entertainer who's tactful and fair. But you're standoffish, blunt, and have difficulty making decisions.

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Nai Kavitaa- Jawaan Bacchaa

Maine 6 saal ke ek bacche se poocha,
betaa,tumhe cartoon network or niccklodean mein se kaun zyaada pasand hai?
baccha bola,
uncle aap kis zamaanay ki baat karte hain,
main kya baccha hun jo cartoon dikhaane ki baat karte hain,
meri zindagi fashion t.v. ki paaband hai,
zoom ki bhi bulandi buland hai,
aur aajkal mazaa nahi aataa kyun ki telecast band hai,
warnaa such bataaun uncle ji,tou TB6 meri pehli pasand hai!!!

maine bacche se poochaa,betaa tumhara parivaar kaisa hai,
tumhaare pitaa kaa vyavhaar kaisa hai??
baccha bolaa, uncle...
aapne nimna-madhyam vargiya parivaar ka haal jaane ko,
bilkul theek namoona khojaa hai,
meray ghar ki haalat bilkul waisi hai,
jaise aapke jootay ke andar , ek phataa huaa mojaa hai!!

meray paapa,
jab office se ghar aate hain,
peg per peg banaatay hain,
botalein khatma honay par cigrettein sulgaatay hain,
aur patay ki baat bataaun uncle,
mahinay ki aakhir mein tou bidiyon pe utar aate hain!!

office se maa'n agar ghar der se laute,
tou khari-khoti sunaatay hain,
waise colony mein unkaa vyavhaar bahut accha hai,
isliye pados ki reena aunty ko darling,
aur bagal waali geeta aunty ko jaane-mann keh kar bulaatay hain!!

itni der mein main,
bacchay ki prakhar buddhi jaan chukaa thaa,
uski oonchii soch pehchaan chukaa tha,

maine us say kaha,
tum jo kuch bhi farmaatay ho,
bilkul theek farmaatay ho,
ye bataao, vikaas ki daud mein tum bhaarat ko kahaan paatay ho???

Baccha kuch der chup raha,
phir gambheer ho kar bolaa,
uncle! aaj bhalay hi humaaray paas parmaanu bum hai,
antariksh aur chaand par humaara quadam hai,
humaari baaton mein wazan,
humaari takneek mein dum hai,
magar aap hi sochiye uncle ji,

meray desh mein,
bhookhon ke liye rotiyaan bhi tou kam hain,
meray desh mein dahej ko sataai bahuon ki aankhen bhi tou nam hain,
meray desh ki ladkiyon ke shareer par kapde bhi tou kam hain,
aur aap kehte hain,vikaas ki daud mein hum hain!

ye humaari sabhyataa ka kaun saa ung hai,
ye humaari sanskriti kaa kaun saa rung hai,
ye jaan lijiye uncle ji,
ki jis din zameen say naataa humaaraa toot jaayegaa,
ye vikaas saara ho jhooth jaayega,
humaaraa bhagya humse rooth jayegaa,
ye meraa bhaarat toot jaayegaa,
hum sub ka bhaarat toot jayegaa!!!!!!!



Copyright-
Ritesh Tripathi"Manthan"

(Published in "Hans", and college magzines of IME, SIMS, and Govt. Degree College,Noida.)